June 2009
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Woman Awakes To Find 2 Men In Her Bedroom →
What may be the worst news story ever, now has the worst illustration ever to accompany it.
DELAND, Fla. — A DeLand woman said she woke up Tuesday to find two men in her bedroom.
The woman told investigators she screamed and the men took off.Police said it doesn’t appear the men took anything from the home on North Ridgewood Avenue. The woman was not harmed.
Ladies and...
Get well, Jens! →
June 27th , 2009
I picked home one last souvenir from South America, it’s called the H1N1 virus. Wrongfully known as the Swineflue.
I was crossing the Atlantic when things started getting really bad, the fever was hallucinogenic and shaking me like a leaf and I grabbed the sleeve of the Air France steward. “I’m not feeling well, I should see a doctor” I said and the...
WatchHoly cow. A 26 minute Beirut live set in a cafe.
In Paris.
In HD.
Trying Not to Figure Out Everything At Once
23-skidoo:
“Stay out super late tonight Picking apples, making pies Put a little something in our lemonade and take it with us We’re half awake in a fake empire We’re half awake in a fake empire Tiptoe through our shiny city With our diamond slippers on Do our gay ballet on ice, bluebirds on our shoulders We’re half awake in a fake empire We’re half awake in a fake empire Turn the...
WatchShaq’s latest antics, this time freaking out in his private Isleworth community out by Disney.
hans: g2g
hans: cya
me: l8er
WatchTriumph the Insult Comic Dog visits Bonaroo, 2009.
“How would you define your music? Please keep in mind that “CRAP” is already taken by the Decemberists!”
WatchSaddest news story of the year. Rest in peace, Colby. [OC Register]
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Watch7-year-old Gina Marie Incandela sang the Star Spangled Banner the past 7 games in a row throughout the playoffs and finals here in Orlando for the Magic. We have won the past 7 games at home; thereby turning an entire city superstitious. The City Beautiful awaits her cue 7 hours from now to tie this series 2-2. Go Magic!
WatchThe most original College Humor original I’ve seen in a while.
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WatchThis is crazy. Watch Chinese police block reporting at Tiananmen Square’s 20th anniversary by positioning themselves between cameras and reporters with umbrellas. I guess they haven’t heard of wireless mics yet in the People’s Republic of China.
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