February 2009
42 posts
I Bought an Expensive House. My Bad, Not Yours →
TIME columnist/resident funnyman Joel Stein doesn’t fail to entertain those of us on the positive end of the failing housing market - we who know the true value of the dollar.
Woozy Boy From Lake Co. Stars In YouTube Video →
We knew he was from Florida because of the Gators shirt he undoubtedly drooled all over uncontrollably while in the dentist, but the local news just discovered everyone’s favorite anesthetized 8-year-old lives in the small town of Sorrento, FL just northwest of Orlando. Population 750.
Overheard at the pharmacy: “i tried calling, but his cell keeps going to voicemail. i’m pretty sure the feds nabbed him already.”
Why Facebook Is for Old Fogies →
This is depressingly accurate. For instance:
9. We don’t understand Twitter. Literally. It makes no sense to us.
What’s more, I don’t understand Twitter. As much as I don’t want to ‘grow up’ in a conventional sense, I may be forced to learn Twitter as family members and coworkers keeping finding me on Facebook. The mere fact that I don’t see any...
Joe the Plumber
Our apartment is amazing. It’s fully renovated - from new carpet to marble-style countertops to two-tone painted textured walls in the dining room. The only thing not upgraded in this apartment, however, is the shower drain. It’s stained. Rusty. Chipped. Disgusting, really.
Today I set out to fix this.
After removing the drain cap, it was clear just how gross this thing was. After...
“hans: think you could be a doll and email me deadaim and the aim it goes with?”
F*** My Life →
This site’s motto is “My life sucks but I don’t give a f***” and features user-submitted anecdotes about anything that sucked during the day in any aspect of life that stuff can suck in: love, money, kids, work, health, sex, and miscellaneous.
It sounds depressing, but this stuff is so bad you really can’t help but laugh knowing the situations posted were so awkward...
work(?)
from: her to: me time: 3:33pm Can u call me at 35534 =========================== from: me to: her time: 3:32pm This is already on the system…
problems with this exchange:
1) there is nothing else to discuss. 2) that’s not a real phone number.
this sort of thing happens repeatedly at work, every day.
variations of the potentially profitable rap name...
: two doz'
: two duzzin'
: too duzzin'
: 2 duzzin'
: 2 fussin'
