September 2008
14 posts
Officer Mistakenly Shoots Officer →
MIAMI - Because cops and robbers look so darn similar.
Burglar Hiding In Port-O-Let Gets Dirty Dumping →
TAMPA - Car burglar gets caught by owner of vehicle, chased to a dead-end hiding spot at a nearby construction site. Guess what happens next.
Willie Gary gas giveaway in Fort Pierce draws... →
FORT PIERCE - Stuart, FL attorney Willie Gary sponsors radio station gas giveway. 3,000 people show up; those who didn’t get gas got punches, arrests, and crashes instead. Fun for everyone.
Male Officer Arrested In Miniskirt, Wig →
PANAMA CITY - Male probation officer gets a DUI fully dressed as a slutty woman. Will probably soon be getting his own probation officer.
Police May Stop Responding To Some Crimes →
PALM BAY - If you leave your windows or doors unlocked and you get burglarized, it’s your problem, buddy. Plasma TV owners, feel free to post your address in the comments.
Man Digs 200-Yard-Long Pit At Home, Dumps 600 Tons... →
EUSTIS - “A man is accused of dumping an estimated 600 tons of debris into a massive pit he dug at the Lake County home he rents, deputies said.”
Police: Knives Thrown During Marriage Proposal... →
HOLIDAY - A simple “No” would have been sufficient.
The Real Girlfriend Experience →
BROWARD - Man shares his experiences with his girlfriend. I mean hooker. I mean girlfriend.
Woman, 63, Runs Over Self During Dispute →
JACKSONVILLE - “The woman fell out of the van when it slammed into a lawnmower, and the van ran her over before ramming into a Baker County Sheriff’s Office vehicle, police said.”
Girl's Dad Whacks Naked Boy Found In Home →
DELTONA - “…When he heard noises coming from his daughter’s bedroom Thursday morning and saw a stranger standing naked on the girl’s bed, he swung a metal pipe. He then chased the teen out the front door and called police.”
Man Arrested For Pirate Radio Station →
WILTON MANORS - “Police say Rigalos was broadcasting on 103.9 FM and using the name DJ Kosta. Investigators acted on a tip from a Palm Beach County radio station.”
A quick Google shows a Myspace page for DJ Kosta as the first result, with a phone number in the title for requests. I wonder how they managed to track him down!
Central Florida Fans Violate a Small Rule of... →
ORLANDO - The I-4 rivalry ridiculousness continutes to top itself every time USF and UCF meet.
Worker Arrested In Theft Of $50,000 In Bottled... →
ZEPHYRHILLS - A 26-year-old forklift operator at Zephyrhills Water Company was arrested Saturday at work, accused of stealing $50,000 worth of bottled water from his employer.
