October 2008
8 posts
Sluggish Economy Cited For Increase In Sperm... →
NAPLES - It’s like buying stock in alcohol and cigarette companies during recessions.
'Friday The 13th' Bandits Steal Pants From Men →
PALATKA - Despite the fact that the shortage of pants is considerably less than the shortage of jobs in Florida, a group of men are still held at gunpoint for their knickerbockers.
Police: Teen Had $25K In Fake Nikes, Bathing... →
PALM BAY - Hussain told Palm Bay police, “They’re fake, but you would never know.” Yeah, you’d never know unless you told police they would know.
Police: 1-Year-Old Finds, Eats Marijuana →
MELBOURNE - The piles of empty Gerber’s surrounding the immobilized toddler must have tipped them off to the cause of the incident.
Shot Man May Have Been Entering Wrong Home →
ORLANDO - Man nearly dies after he is shot entering another man’s home, thinking it is his own. What kind of world are we living in when you have to ask yourself the potentially life-altering question, “Do I really live here?” before entering your residence?
Dolphin Leaps Into Boat, Injuring Ohio Couple →
NEW SMYRNA BEACH - Even our wildlife play pranks on tourists.
Man Released From Jail Arrested Again In Jail... →
PORT CHARLOTTE - I guess if I got out of jail and missed the bus home, I’d try to steal a car too. Thanks to Hans for the tip.
Owner Punches Shark To Save Dog →
ISLAMORADA - New Yorkers may shout idle threats back at a honk in traffic, but we Floridians PUNCH SHARKS IN THE FACE.